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Post by Oomtom on Nov 21, 2017 16:08:26 GMT
You can tell me I work for the KGB
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 21, 2017 16:28:58 GMT
Is that an abbreviation for Koala Gay Boys?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 22, 2017 16:22:42 GMT
If I told you I would have to KILL YOU dead
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 23, 2017 10:28:37 GMT
Is there another way to kill someone other than dead?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 23, 2017 15:39:03 GMT
Haven't you heard of The Living Dead ? They support Liverpool and Never Walk Alone. They go around in pairs because One can Read and the other One can Write. Imagine the fun when they go to Sign On the Dole  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 24, 2017 13:47:56 GMT
With a pen in their hand?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 26, 2017 14:21:40 GMT
Obviously DUH ! I is the Gold Sheaffer they Stole from Harrods.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 8, 2017 6:29:46 GMT
Typically bin-dippers style
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 8, 2017 13:08:31 GMT
The last time a Bin Dipper had any Style or Culture was when they had a Yoghurt in the Fridge.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 8, 2017 15:42:35 GMT
That wasn't yoghurt in that tub though
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 9, 2017 5:15:13 GMT
Yeah I know I was being polite. Bin Dippers take the contents of the tub to the sperm bank and try to get away with telling the nurse they are Eskimos. I had a vasectomy after the birth of my second child. The wife said I was so fertile we would end up with two football teams. The sperm test afterwards was the worst J Arthur I ever had, No copy of Juggs and the nurse refused to lend a hand too  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 9, 2017 11:17:13 GMT
So you're a jaffa then?
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 10, 2017 10:40:51 GMT
when I was young a Jaffa was a Large Orange which we only got at Christmas in our stocking. The only other item that springs to mine is Jaffa Cake, an orange centered biscuit. So what in your twisted, perverted mind is a JAFFA  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 10, 2017 18:41:52 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 11, 2017 15:31:49 GMT
Still not a clue about Jaffa. By the way your TV needs a serious upgrade mate. I have seen bigger screens in an Hobbits front room. We cannot have Ehm ( The Gorgeous One ) scrunching up her two pools of liquid Amber ( Eyes ) just to see Strictly Come Dancing ! Having mentioned that Ehm makes Darcy Bussel look like a Clod Hopping version of the Witch in Snow White |
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