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Post by Oomtom on Dec 27, 2017 9:46:26 GMT
At least I do not steal cheese  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 28, 2017 10:52:06 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 28, 2017 11:27:04 GMT
Then you are in good company with other Felonious types and no Felonious was never a Roman Emperor you Goofball  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 29, 2017 8:55:32 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 29, 2017 12:58:39 GMT
Your lounge chairs do not appear to be very comfortable. Your poor friend is squirming worse than Jacob Zuma playing Truth or Dare  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 29, 2017 17:58:04 GMT
Oh dear my friend, back to comprehension class for you I'm afraid.
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 29, 2017 18:33:56 GMT
I will have you know I only Travel First Class
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 30, 2017 10:49:22 GMT
You do truly belong in first class alright judging by your attempts at comprehension....  |
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 30, 2017 14:30:21 GMT
Speaking of Cheese and the Unspeakable persons who take it from their rightful owners I just had to put out some rodent bait for a Mouse/Rat brought into the house by our ever so adorable feline friend, to you our Cat.
I read the instructions and was presented with questions as to what sort of rodent I was trying to kill. Was it a Mouse, Roof Rat or Norwegian Rat ? It is bigger than a mouse and is residing in my second lounge ( yes I have Two ! ) so that rules out a Roof rat. So Norwegian it must be.
My question is that as I reside in Africa what is Norway exporting Rats for ? Have they over fished the Salmon ?
Something Fishy going on so I warn Norway I AM WATCHING YOU !!!!!
Now about the return of my cheese ..........
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 31, 2017 9:25:05 GMT
Our two are housecats and dont go out at all so instead they bring us gifts of their toy mice all beaten up and torn... a funny sight it is ....
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 1, 2018 5:00:05 GMT
Your living in a Feline toilet then ? No wonder Ehm ( The Gorgeous One ) spends so much money on Expensive perfume :lol:
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 1, 2018 11:54:02 GMT
How's your rat-infestation coming along?
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 1, 2018 15:17:10 GMT
my rodent visitor has so far consumed 4 helpings of assorted Rat poison and My Lazy Cat has had a few kicks up the Arsen Wenger, if anyone from the RSPCA is reading this the Cat has been severely chastised and the Sore Bum is from sitting on the upturned garden rake by accident ......... (lies)
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 3, 2018 9:33:49 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 3, 2018 12:47:17 GMT
The Rat polished off a 5th plate of bait last night I am beginning to think it is immune to the stuff. Might have to resort to the old fashioned Mouse/Rat trap, Spring Loaded death but then I would be faced with how to get the damn thing into the Bin, us Koala's are Scaredy Cats when it comes to dealing with Rats and Mice |
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