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Post by Oomtom on Jan 22, 2018 15:24:48 GMT
I see your Plastic Netball is missing !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 23, 2018 16:30:10 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 24, 2018 16:07:58 GMT
I would have you know that I just got Bi-Focals from Torga Optical. I would where them but the world looks Weird !!! but then again you are used to living in a world that is out of Focus :lol:
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 24, 2018 21:03:21 GMT
They certainly saw you coming ...
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 25, 2018 15:23:55 GMT
My hearing is 20/20 too
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 25, 2018 23:19:59 GMT
...but didn't hear the laughter?
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 26, 2018 16:53:23 GMT
I am the King of Comedy and laughter is a Joy to my Ears
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 27, 2018 8:21:43 GMT
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 27, 2018 11:18:16 GMT
That guy should stop shopping at the Ken Dodd charity shop. His jacket is more colorful than my language but not older than most of the stuff in your Wardrobe, I say wardrobe so as not to embarrass you by letting it out that that consists of a Piece of String between two hooks in your Bed Sit  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 27, 2018 11:20:26 GMT
Considering that you live in a tree, a bed-sit isn't the worst abode.
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 27, 2018 11:29:21 GMT
At least my tree has many branches rather than just 1 room with an outside lavatory with pages of the Irish Sunday Times on a rusty nail with a note above saying Toilet Paper use sparingly  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 28, 2018 12:28:21 GMT
The Times? Posh bog paper in a bedsit?
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 28, 2018 13:42:22 GMT
Even you have some pride, a daily Tabloid would just not do ! Besides with the size of your Bum only a Broadsheet would do the job Anyway you Bin Dipped it from your Neighbour  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jan 30, 2018 17:16:41 GMT
Sounds like you know more about said existence.
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Post by Oomtom on Jan 30, 2018 17:27:58 GMT
I have a Phd in the study of Ethnic Groups
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