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Post by Red Or Dead on May 3, 2018 12:35:19 GMT
At least you are able to admit it and talk about. Very brave.
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Post by Oomtom on May 3, 2018 15:36:13 GMT
I admit only one thing, I am wasting my time trying to talk sense to an imbecile and what is more in a couple of weeks time this is all there will be. I would slash my wrists but it takes a long time with an electric razor.
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 4, 2018 8:15:28 GMT
Move away from the mirror then... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on May 4, 2018 12:48:37 GMT
Actually talking to myself is preferable as I don't answer myself back and if I did I would be sure of a decent conversation.
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 5, 2018 10:42:02 GMT
I gave it up as I wasn't getting any answers.
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Post by Oomtom on May 6, 2018 11:32:43 GMT
Even yourself and your mirror have sent you to coventry
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 6, 2018 12:46:58 GMT
I've never been to Coventry
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Post by Oomtom on May 7, 2018 15:23:58 GMT
You should go and ask to see Lady Godiva
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 7, 2018 19:19:46 GMT
A naked woman on horseback is a sight to see I'd say, what was it like?
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Post by Oomtom on May 8, 2018 15:37:36 GMT
Long and Hard - The wait to see her I mean
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 8, 2018 18:41:39 GMT
Of course, even back then the only long and hard possession of yours was your ruler for school.
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Post by Oomtom on May 9, 2018 14:47:54 GMT
Silly boy, rulers had not been invented when I went to school. We had chains, furlongs, yards.
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 10, 2018 10:31:53 GMT
We still have them today too... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on May 10, 2018 15:26:07 GMT
Obviously the Metric system bypassed the Emerald Isle
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 12, 2018 8:50:48 GMT
They are still used today as well as the metric system, pity things have to be explained constantly to some.
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