Good Members We Miss

Jerry Koh is still missing as well?

Both dead.

You're getting tired of us already?

Not heard from Matt for a while.

Oh so now you don't only abuse me in the games threads but resort to sticking the knife in here also. Talking about people missing or absconding it reminded me of one of my prize winning jokes .......

The warden at the maximum security prison has Jones brought to his office.
" Jones " he says, you have only been here less than 6 months. In that time you have had:-

1. Three teeth pulled out.
2. Your Appendix removed.
3. Your Tonsils and Adenoids cut out.
4. An ingrowing toenail removed.

Well lad I am on to you " you are escaping bit by bit " ..........

 

That Panda is having so much fun I thought he would like this one .....

A guy is driving his pick-up truck through a small town, and he's got a panda in the front seat with him. The guy spots a police officer, pulls over, and tells the officer he found a panda just walking along the road. Now the guy is wondering what to do with the panda. The police officer says, "Well, take it to the zoo, I guess."

The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the panda again in the front seat. Both are wearing baseball caps. The policeman pulls him over and says, "I thought you were going to take that panda to the zoo?" The man replied, "I did...and we had such a good time at the zoo that I took him to a baseball game."

I told this one to Jie 2 years ago and even now when we chat all I have to say is " Panda " and she wets herself.

It's the way I tell them

What a cute lady but why does her thermal vest only have one sleeve ? Is she looking for good members ?