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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 16, 2016 23:21:40 GMT
Yawn,some people just don't get it that they lost and that's that.
Lol.
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 17, 2016 9:03:46 GMT
My philosophy in life is " If at first you don't succeed Try Try again ". The jury is still out on this !
Oh and by the way your " Netball Ball " is flat at the bottom just like your Fantasy Success :lol:
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 17, 2016 10:19:21 GMT
Your jealousy is unbecoming mate and besides, a sympathy award out of pity is not worth having...
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 17, 2016 11:16:37 GMT
My dear and best friend on this forum and second only in the universe to my dear wife. You are mistaken on two accounts:- 1. I am not Jealous I am Envious. 2. The award would not be out of Sympathy but garnered out of my undying love for Jie, my vast contribution to humour on this site and the 6 bottles of Champagne I donated to Rach and Dave ! No not a bribe but a show of appreciation for their hard work which goes beyond the call of duty. Furthermore I will be using my not insignificant influence with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of UK to make sure that in the next honours list they receive - A Baroness for Jie, A Ladyship for Rach ( hope she is a she ) and KCBE for Dave. My main need for the award is so that I can continue to be your friend on Equal Standings  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 17, 2016 12:31:33 GMT
The "I love Jie" award,that'll impress the wife....hehe.
The only way to ever achieve total equality is to win a competition on here.
Anything else will always be unworthy of a true winner's status..
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 18, 2016 14:59:45 GMT
I will tell my wife that Jie is a form of cheese like " Brie " and she will be happy.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 18, 2016 15:41:42 GMT
So Jie is cheesey you say?
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 18, 2016 16:01:20 GMT
No I did not say that and well you know it. If I was Jie I would rescind your award for making uncalled for insinuations about the most wonderful woman in the Universe, also I would reprimand you on your duplicity in trying to get a fellow forum member of good standing into trouble, so there  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 18, 2016 16:08:12 GMT
It wasn't me who said that she was a form of cheese,maybe I misunderstood what you meant then?
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 19, 2016 15:00:05 GMT
Trying to wheedle your way out of the mire are we. I hope you have a good pair of dark glasses to view my Sparkling Award when it arrives. However the way Jie said " small award " maybe you will need a magnifying glass as well.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 19, 2016 15:43:39 GMT
I think that a block of cheese image as an award would be very apt.
Would compliment your jokes very well indeed also.
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Post by Jie on Jul 19, 2016 15:56:40 GMT
Hold on, hold on... First you say we're standing "only next" to your wife and now you're telling me I'm the most wonderful woman?
Where does your loyalty lie??????
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 19, 2016 16:11:31 GMT
I think he's becoming confused again...maybe another lie down is overdue....lol
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 20, 2016 15:15:16 GMT
Hold on, hold on... First you say we're standing "only next" to your wife and now you're telling me I'm the most wonderful woman? Where does your loyalty lie?????? Jie - The best friend next to my wife was aimed at Red trying to convince him to support my award. I have to humour him so that he will play games with me but I draw the line at him calling you Cheesy. Hanging is too good for him what he needs is a Swift Kick up the A*se. My loyalties as ever lie in my oath to Serve and Protect you and your Honour ( it makes protecting your honour a bit more difficult when you receive The Pussy of the Month award ! I will tell any detractor that you work for the SPCA then behead them as normal ) ........ Now ..... about my Shiny Award ? ..........  ...... or should we discuss it Lying down as that oaf Red suggests  Remind me, is the blue pill Viagra and the white one Asprin .......  |
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Post by Jie on Jul 20, 2016 18:15:58 GMT
Are you honestly trying to seduce me with your viagra talk?
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