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Post by Oomtom on May 19, 2016 2:21:36 GMT
TPAM Isnt Liam Neeson a member of the group Oasis ? and TPAH oh yes I do I googled it but getting into the Asylum might be tricky !
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 19, 2016 8:01:46 GMT
TPAM is at it with corny jokes again.
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Post by Oomtom on May 22, 2016 9:40:33 GMT
TPAM wants a corny joke so: A guy is at his office when the phone rings. It is his Blonde wife calling from home distraught and in tears. He asks her what the matter is and she says she is trying to do a Jigsaw puzzle but none of the pieces fit. He asks her where she found the puzzle and she says in the kitchen cupboard. He asks her what the picture on the box is and she replies it is a Roosters head. He tells her to put the Corn Flakes back in the box'  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 22, 2016 17:33:16 GMT
TPAM knows my wife is blonde.
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Post by Oomtom on May 23, 2016 2:52:29 GMT
TPAM Yes she is but she is also gorgeous and intelligent, so it is a miracle for you that she overlooks your shortcomings ( only joking of course my Friend )  |
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Post by Kaushik on May 30, 2016 16:23:14 GMT
I have a dream that one day TPAM will make me laugh  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on May 30, 2016 16:59:36 GMT
TPAM has the impossible dream...hehehe
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 2, 2016 23:42:50 GMT
TPAM and TPAH will miss me when I am head hunted by another Fan Site in the transfer window ! I already have offers from Man City and Accrington Stanley !!!
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 3, 2016 12:35:54 GMT
TPAM misunderstands the term people hunting for his head... :lol:
...and Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 8, 2016 16:13:07 GMT
TPAM should know that Stanley from Accrington, real name Stanley Wendy Holdroyd was the founder of the football club which bears his name.
His mother Alice Holdroyd was told by the midwife that she was expecting a girl child so picked the name Wendy. When the birth happened and it turned out that the midwife was incorrect, his mother, saddened as she was insisted on Wendy being his middle name.
Stanley was bullied throughout his life regarding "Wendy" but eventually made his Huge Fortune out of inventing Wendy houses and starting the worldwide franchise.
I misinformed you about the Head Hunters it seems they are after my body ! and what a specimen of Heterosexual animal I am.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 9, 2016 10:15:31 GMT
TPAM missed the "who are they?" point completely. .lol
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 9, 2016 16:00:53 GMT
TPAM should know that Accrington Stanley is a Football club of long standing.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 10, 2016 10:56:10 GMT
TPAM should watch this...
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 10, 2016 13:39:53 GMT
TPAM is suddenly interested in Milk ! is Mrs TPAM perhaps pregnant ( no intrusion intended ) ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 10, 2016 15:50:32 GMT
TPAM knows if she is it'll be a grudge-baby meaning somebody's got it in for me...lol
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