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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 20, 2016 19:41:19 GMT
Knew it
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 21, 2016 15:22:08 GMT
I would have married her but her boobs were a little small only CC and her Dad did not own a brewery.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 21, 2016 20:40:15 GMT
Ah the brewery is the thing.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 22, 2016 15:43:26 GMT
The Brewery is everything ! She could have been Frigid, Flat Chested but No Brewery was not acceptable.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 22, 2016 16:34:57 GMT
Deal sealed on the brewery everytime.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 23, 2016 15:25:14 GMT
A Distillery would have been fine also
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 23, 2016 19:59:56 GMT
Can't be greedy...one or the other.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 24, 2016 15:18:48 GMT
OK so as I have high blood pressure ( Really ) I go for the Brewery but Lite Beers only
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 25, 2016 13:02:20 GMT
A koala with high blood pressure?
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 25, 2016 15:29:55 GMT
It was 192 / 119 got it down to 158 / 89. so time for one of my traditional Xmas jokes which offend no reasonable person. 3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "u must have something on u that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how the fuck do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols.  Rib Cracker if ever I told one eh ! |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 27, 2016 9:59:45 GMT
The jokes are getting worse .
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 27, 2016 13:52:39 GMT
I think your funny bone has packed up working
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 27, 2016 15:10:26 GMT
Nope,just rubbish jokes.
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 28, 2016 15:29:10 GMT
Without me there would be no humour on this forum, except for Uniteds results
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Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 28, 2016 19:18:56 GMT
Humour isn't the word of my choosing.
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