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Post by Oomtom on Jun 17, 2016 12:35:48 GMT
TPAM is right I am a poor guy compared with Donald Trump but I have something Money Cannot Buy - POVERTY
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 17, 2016 18:32:06 GMT
TPAM needs a lie down.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 18, 2016 10:23:17 GMT
TPAM is almost correct TPAH needs a Lie Detector Test !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 18, 2016 10:33:55 GMT
TPAM should lie down again  |
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 19, 2016 11:58:19 GMT
TPAM will miss me when I go to Koala heaven
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 19, 2016 12:34:36 GMT
TPAM will outlast all of us.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 20, 2016 15:23:23 GMT
TPAM should know that TPAH was not considering Death, Koala heaven is a Holidy Resort in Mauritius !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 20, 2016 22:02:46 GMT
TPAM is fibbing...Koala Heaven is a sanctuary in Australia.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 22, 2016 15:37:01 GMT
TPAM means the other dull place in Australia, but in Mauritius we are allowed to Drink Booze, hit on Koala Chicks who only speak French, frolic naked in the Ocean and smoke Eucalyptus weeds ....... now that is HEAVEN to me .... not stuck up a tree with humans cooing how Cuddly you are !!!!!
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 23, 2016 7:31:18 GMT
TPAM has already smoked too much Eucalyptus weeds it seems.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 23, 2016 15:37:49 GMT
TPAM I need your help. My limited French is reducing my luck with the ladies here in Mauritius and I know you are fluent in the language. I am limited to Je Taime, Eiffel Tower and Charles De Gaulle and Je Taime Charles De Gaulle does not cut it with the girls. So could you translate my world renowned chat up line into French for me ? it goes as follows:-
" How would you like to come back to my place and see my Brass Rubbings ? " .... has never failed in 70 years of chatting up.
I await your reply in a languid stupor.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 23, 2016 16:19:44 GMT
TPAM is too old to chat up anyone in any language and should consider his Koalaette.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 24, 2016 12:51:33 GMT
TPAM is most unhelpful - There may be snow on the roof but there is still a fire in the boiler ! Also being a Koala of the world I do not have a Koalaette my in-house Squeeze is a Ginger Cat ( Pussy if you must be crude ) .... sorry must dash I have a Snorkeling lesson - no I do not even contemplate on going into the Ocean - I am learning to breathe through my EARS for nocturnal activities .... wink wink ....
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 25, 2016 6:34:04 GMT
TPAM needs to lie down again, it's nap-time methinks....  |
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 25, 2016 10:50:51 GMT
TPAM knows that I have no time for taking a Nap. So many Koala Chicks so Little Time .......
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