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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 26, 2016 10:34:51 GMT
TPAM is having his nap and dreaming.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 26, 2016 16:08:25 GMT
TPAM I have to ask you not to reveal my pick up techniques especially as I offered them to you for free. Next time you run into Brad Pitt and/or George Clooney tell them you paid a fortune for the tips because they did !!!!
I have had several requests from the Ladies on this forum ( I use the phrase Loosely ) for my handbook on Feminine hook up techniques or the Antidote to the male
advances which I named " How to Push when he Pulls " ! Jie wants the the whole Trilogy .......
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 27, 2016 9:06:46 GMT
TPAM should really have a lie down.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 27, 2016 15:15:39 GMT
TPAM is obsessed with my being in a Prone state ! does he also say the same to every female he meets ?
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 27, 2016 21:27:41 GMT
TPAM knows that I need not random females.
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 28, 2016 15:20:47 GMT
TPAM you spelled RANDY incorrectly and yes you do ( sorry Mrs Red )
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 28, 2016 19:33:52 GMT
TPAM knows that I have no interest. ...only Mrs. Red for me....
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 29, 2016 16:06:09 GMT
TPAM I am so glad to hear you express those feelings for Mrs Red, I know we kid around ( and will continue to do so ) but fidelity to one Lady is a sparse thing these days.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 29, 2016 22:21:48 GMT
If TPAM could see her,understanding would be easy.....
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 30, 2016 14:48:37 GMT
TPAM you are one Lucky guy, firstly to have Mrs Red and more to the point, secondly that she cannot see me ! Tell her to imagine Brad Pitt and George Clooney with the smokin pout of James Dean and she is halfway close to knowing how Hunky I am  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 30, 2016 15:11:38 GMT
TPAM is wearing beer goggles and looking in the mirror again.
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 1, 2016 12:05:56 GMT
TPAM knows I do not need a mirror as my perfect glow reflects even off dark surfaces. I have been told that I can be seen from the International Space Station !!
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 1, 2016 22:32:45 GMT
TPAM is near the space station,that's why...hehe
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Post by Oomtom on Jul 2, 2016 10:16:55 GMT
TPAM knows that for me Getting Off the planet involves distilled Eucalyptus juice code named as either " beer " or " scotch "
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jul 3, 2016 2:47:37 GMT
TPAM should watch the post for said delivery.
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