1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date

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1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 4, 2014 17:40:48 GMT

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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 17:40:48 GMT

Also copied this idea from a different forum but this is how it goes.

1. Take her to a restaurant, after you're done tell her you forgot your wallet, take out a jar of coins and start counting all the pennies and nickels until she says she'll pay for it.

Now the next poster rates mine out of 10 and then shares another way to ruin a first date. Keep it going from there

Red Or Dead God When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best Posts: 9,692	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 4, 2014 19:17:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 4, 2014 19:17:55 GMT 6/10 Turning up naked should do it.
	You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.

Hammy Senior Member MOD Posts: 1,806	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 4, 2014 21:53:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hammy on Nov 4, 2014 21:53:46 GMT 7/10 Ask if you're going to have sex before you buy her a McDonalds happy meal.

Red Or Dead God When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best Posts: 9,692	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 8:25:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 5, 2014 8:25:40 GMT 6/10 You cheap bastard Mark, happy meal only buys a blowjob, 1/4 pounder with cheese meal for sex,oh, and a McFlurry if it's any good. Tell her that her mother is a hot MILF and would she consider a threeway?
	You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.

Hammy Senior Member MOD Posts: 1,806	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 9:15:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hammy on Nov 5, 2014 9:15:33 GMT 7/10 Not where I'm from. Usually 6 chicken nuggets are enough to lighten the load Tell her you can't drink because you're taking penicillin for your syphillis.

Red Or Dead God When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best Posts: 9,692	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 9:25:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 5, 2014 9:25:45 GMT 7/10. Ask her does this cloth smell of chloroform to you.
	You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.

Jie Administrator Posts: 2,597	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 13:02:48 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jie on Nov 5, 2014 13:02:48 GMT 9/10 "I'd have to ask my mom if she would let me..."

Hammy Senior Member MOD Posts: 1,806	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 14:29:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hammy on Nov 5, 2014 14:29:29 GMT 6/10 Do you mind if my wife comes with us?

Jie Administrator Posts: 2,597	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 17:31:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jie on Nov 5, 2014 17:31:58 GMT 8/10 You don't mind if I invite some friends over at your place, do you?

Red Or Dead God When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best Posts: 9,692	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 17:33:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 5, 2014 17:33:01 GMT 8/10. Say ..." I hope your dick is bigger than mine"
	You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.

Jie Administrator Posts: 2,597	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 18:03:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jie on Nov 5, 2014 18:03:59 GMT 9/10 "I had this thing....but I took some herbs for it, no worries"

Hammy Senior Member MOD Posts: 1,806	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 18:10:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hammy on Nov 5, 2014 18:10:37 GMT 7/10 Do you mind if I borrow a bit of your blusher?

Red Or Dead God When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best Posts: 9,692	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 18:14:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red Or Dead on Nov 5, 2014 18:14:30 GMT 7/10 Ask her........"Are you after getting ready yet?"
	You can lead a man to reason, but you cannot make him think.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 22:36:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 22:36:34 GMT 6/10 (you either wrote that wrong or I'm reading it wrong) Take her to a horror movie and piss in your pants during the movie

Hammy Senior Member MOD Posts: 1,806	1001 Ways to Ruin a First Date Nov 5, 2014 22:47:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hammy on Nov 5, 2014 22:47:31 GMT 5/10 It's just so natural pissing in your pants during a horror movie Tell her your running 30 minutes late because you still haven't found the perfect car to steal for your date.