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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 18, 2015 13:19:37 GMT
9/10
Tell her to eat faster because you are feeling very horny.
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 21, 2015 16:21:34 GMT
8/10
Ask her if she has worms because you fancy taking her fishing
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Post by Oomtom on Feb 20, 2016 12:46:38 GMT
10/10
Tell her Ali is your best friend
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Post by Red Or Dead on Mar 1, 2016 19:16:19 GMT
Tell her that Caitlin Jenner is your hero/heroine.
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Post by Ali on Mar 2, 2016 6:42:25 GMT
Tell that "Red or Death" is my best enermy.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Mar 2, 2016 8:46:45 GMT
Tell that "Red or Death" is my best enermy.  |
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Post by Oomtom on Mar 2, 2016 15:53:35 GMT
Tell her that someone you know has the same IQ as her and that if they were both killed in a car crash the Total IQ of the world would not change !
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Post by Red Or Dead on Jun 25, 2016 9:33:40 GMT
Tell her one of Oomtom's jokes... :lol:
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Post by Oomtom on Jun 25, 2016 10:42:37 GMT
If you told her one of my Jokes you would ruin the date because her mind would reject sex with anyone else but the Ultra Funny / Cuddly oomtom.
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 2, 2016 17:38:18 GMT
Show her your award for being cheesey.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 3, 2016 11:25:07 GMT
Ask her to help you with a blow job and have to explain it is to blow up your leaking Football award
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 3, 2016 11:40:25 GMT
Ask her to help with same as above and reveal the cheese on your knob.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 4, 2016 15:01:51 GMT
Ask her if she knows how to peel a Banana as you do have fores*in to deal with !
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 20, 2016 16:03:00 GMT
Tell her RedOrDead will be joining us for a threesome  |
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 1, 2016 12:25:06 GMT
Ask her if her Grandmother is still mad at RedorDead for giving her a Hickey
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