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Post by Oomtom on Aug 26, 2016 13:51:48 GMT
Hi
Ok I give up. How do I send a PM ?
Bye
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Post by Red Or Dead on Aug 27, 2016 7:00:53 GMT
Hi,
Go to the messages tab.....
Bye.
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 27, 2016 11:53:59 GMT
Hi
Red the only TAB I go to is the Totalisator Agency Board to you the Betting Shop.
Bye
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 5, 2016 18:23:40 GMT
Hi
I will be absent from the forum for a while as we seem to have been infiltrated by another HACKER. I will only be posting in the Predictions Game where hopefully
I can post without my entries being SCAMMED. So sorry
Bye oomtom
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 20, 2016 16:06:59 GMT
Hi
Normal service is resumed.
But BYE and good riddance to Windows 10. Pile of crap that slowed everything down. Now if it is too slow for oomtom who got mugged by three snails and a tortoise
well enough said.
Bye
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 26, 2016 16:32:29 GMT
Hi
But a sad Goodbye to Arnold Palmer. When the press call you King it could be transcient, this weeks news. When the fans call you King they are fickle and may have a new Hero next week. But when your fellow peers in your own sport call you King and continue to do so decades after you retired you really are THE KING.
RIP Arnold Palmer and thanks for the memories. - oomtom
Bye
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 5, 2016 16:56:25 GMT
Hi
This is getting Spooky. I have on several occasions logged in to Fanzone / Games and the stats show 6 viewing. But only 2/3 members ever make posts ! So you others why not join in it is just for fun. Also I would like a bigger audience for my Jokes. This one fits the situation:
Nurse to Doctor: " Doctor the Invisible Man is in the waiting room ".
Doctor to Nurse: " Tell him I cannot see him ".
Yeah ! I know, rolling on the floor clutching your tummy, tears streaming down your face - Classic Humour.
So Join in.
Bye
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 6, 2016 11:18:09 GMT
Hi,
Oomtom's jokes.
Bye!
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Post by Kaushik on Oct 6, 2016 13:55:57 GMT
Hi They are scared away because of your jokes  Bye |
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 8:01:52 GMT
Hi I do not believe the above 2 comments but be that as it may. I was watching Sky News weather where that Globe / Map of the world spins around and it showed the temperature expected for MALE ! Now being the fair minded person who I am I thought, " how sexist is that, there is no place called FEMALE ! but then the map changed to India and they showed the temperature for LAHORE ! so things evened out  |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 8:30:11 GMT
Hi,  Bye. |
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 8:57:05 GMT
Hi
Well how about this. I went out just now to get the Sunday paper and had a small bumper bashing with the car in front of me. The driver of the bumped car got out and he was at the most 4feet 7inches Tall. He looked at his scratched bumper and came over to me and said " I want you to know I am not Happy ". I said OK which one are you ?
Bye
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 8:59:31 GMT
Hi, That one is even older than you ffs.....  Bye. |
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Post by Oomtom on Oct 9, 2016 11:08:58 GMT
Hi
Well seeing as you don't appreciate my older stuff I just took an hour off to write some new Cutting Edge stuff. Try this one !
Paddy decides he wants to be a priest and goes to see the Bishop. The Bishop says well Paddy we need to check how well you know your bible.
Q1. Who was born in a Stable ? Paddy - Red Rum
Q2. What do you know about Damascus ? Paddy - It kills 99.9% of all known germs
Q3. What happened when the disciples went to mount olive ? Paddy - Popeye kicked the shit out of them.
Gonna be a Classic that one eh !
Bye
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Post by Red Or Dead on Oct 9, 2016 11:47:16 GMT
Hi,
Racism again.
Bye
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