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Post by Jie on Nov 9, 2016 17:50:38 GMT
Hi
That second one made me chuckle.
Bye
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Post by Oomtom on Nov 11, 2016 12:20:51 GMT
Hi That second one made me chuckle. Bye Hi Jie my only goal in life is to make you happy  You seem to enjoy battle jokes so :- One of my ancestors was the last person spoken to by King Harold at the Battle of Hastings. The king turned round in his saddle and said to him " Be careful with that Bow and Arrow soldier, you could have someones eye out ". In a similar vein:- Robin Hood at age 75 was lying on his death bed when he called the Merry Men to his side. The merry men seeing how frail he was asked " Robin when you die where should we Bury you ? Robin told them to bring him his trusty Longbow and one arrow. He asked them to open the bedroom window, notched the arrow and began to pull back on the bow. " Wheresoever this arrow lands there shall be my final resting place " So they buried him on top of the wardrobe ! Bye |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 9, 2016 15:38:10 GMT
Hi That second one made me chuckle. Bye Hi, Don't encourage him Jie. Bye. |
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 10, 2016 11:19:13 GMT
Hi That second one made me chuckle. Bye Hi, Don't encourage him Jie. Bye. Hi, Jie is obviously a great judge of humour, unlike someone else I know wink, wink. Bye |
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Post by Red Or Dead on Dec 10, 2016 13:13:03 GMT
Hi,
A particularly snobbish woman asks the young lad in the supermarket. ..
"You there,these chickens are very small,do they get any bigger?"
He replied. ."No missus,they're dead".
Bye.
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Post by Oomtom on Dec 20, 2016 9:00:23 GMT
Hi
A rather Snobby woman is approached at the Traffic Lights in her Mercedes by a beggar.
" I haven't eaten for three days " he says.
She replies " Oh but you must force yourself ".
Bye
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Post by Oomtom on Sept 9, 2017 8:31:50 GMT
Hi
I am rehearsing my Farewell to this Forum.
PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE ..............
Could be BYE forever if I do not get Satisfaction ...........
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 10, 2020 9:36:11 GMT
Hi everyone did you miss me ?
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Post by Dave on Aug 10, 2020 18:10:59 GMT
Good to see you see back bud How are you and the family? |
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Post by Oomtom on Aug 11, 2020 14:46:30 GMT
Unfortunately my Wife of 48 years passed away in February 2020. She was very sick with Motor Neurons Disease so her passing was maybe a blessing in disguise.
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